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How can a Sardar kill a lion? |
How can a Sardar kill a lion ?
Sardarji thinks and thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison and let lion eat me. |
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wishing u a day soft as silk..... |
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY |
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A man was pressing ladys boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, |
| A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta" |
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HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
``DIL`` |
HUM AAP K ACCOUNT ME ADD KARTE HAIN!!!,
``DIL``
``JAAN``
``MOHABBAT``
``KHUSHI``
``HANSI``
JIS KA PIN CODE HAI???
AAP KI MUSKURAHAT?? |
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~* dOn?T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl |
| ~* dOn?T bE sO oPeN mInDeD ThAt YoUr BrAiNs FaLl OuT~* |
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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly |
| I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert |
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I am very, very lonely, and I was |
| I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... |
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When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow |
| When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts. |
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Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to |
| Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it |
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going |
| My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near". |
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