Raah dekhi aapki,magar sandesa na aaya,
Dil ki bekarari ne hamse sms likhvaya,
Ummeed hai aap hamen bhule na honge,
Jaldi se reply bhej,
Sogaya kya lafange!

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Afat ha injection ho tum par
Kya kare jhelna padta hai
Kyunki dosti ka oxgen bhi ho tum.

Open with love!!
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Hum aapse kuch kehna chahte hai,
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Wahi baat jo dilko chu jaye,
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Wahi pyar ke teen akshar,
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The three golden words,
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“Sudhar ja nalayak”

Namaskar, mujhe sms kehte hai,
Mujhe moorakh padte hai,
Ullu forward karte hai,
Gadhe delete karte hai,
Aur monkey log save karte hai,
Aap kya karne wale ho.

Aafat ke sirup ho tum,
Musibat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna padta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.

Aapsa agar koi hua to rab say shikayat hogi
Ek to jhela nahi jata, doosra aagaya to kya halat hogi?

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam par
Maar tujhe mile aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho

Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

Ansoon tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kare hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho…..

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain cartoon network ko,
Aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain…