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Y do women with large breasts have small |
Y do women with large breasts have small waists?
Because nothin grows under the shade |
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Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: |
Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 492cal
Doggie style: 326cal
2nd round: 824 cal
Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal |
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Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss |
Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become! |
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you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my |
| you must be a good theif cuz you've stole my heart |
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Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could |
Y is puppy greater than dog?
Coz it could wriggle out of the spot where its father got stuck!! |
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Write an essay which contains factors religion, |
Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it! |
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Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur |
| Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble! |
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Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r |
| Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can?t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u. |
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Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, |
| Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ?coz it HURTS! |
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Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin |
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath |
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You don't know the meaning of the word |
| You don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again you don't know the meaning of most words. |
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Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing |
Wives r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls. |
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