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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost |
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega. |
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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein |
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega. |
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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts |
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK" |
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Circuit, "Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein |
Circuit, "Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha."
Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!" |
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot |
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko. |
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to |
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!! |
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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. |
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! |
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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya |
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. |
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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik |
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein |
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k |
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. |
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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj |
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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