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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya |
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi. |
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to |
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!! |
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Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko |
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai |
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur |
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. |
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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti. |
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka! |
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Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k |
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. |
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein |
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu |
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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light |
MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai. |
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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: |
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu. |
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Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik |
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation |
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga. |
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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj |
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada? |
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