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In the morning I do not eat because I think of |
| In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry. |
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I had a wet dream about you last night .... I |
| I had a wet dream about you last night .... I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff! |
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The fact that there are 'intelligent' |
| The fact that there are 'intelligent' extraterrestrian creatures is proven by the fact that they did not contact us yet. |
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No one ever died because of hard labour, but I |
| No one ever died because of hard labour, but I think :"why would I take the risk?" |
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What do I miss about my wife? Her |
| What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. |
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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the |
| Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way! |
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We used to listen to the Doors, now we have |
| We used to listen to the Doors, now we have Windows. |
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The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, |
| The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist. |
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That is how a triatlon has been invented : go |
| That is how a triatlon has been invented : go swimming on foot and coming home by bike. |
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Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it |
| Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam |
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Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- |
| Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have! |
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Secrets, they only last long enough to break you |
| Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down. |
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