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why do i text u? its my choice its my way of
why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.
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We do have to go to school ... Have to is force
We do have to go to school ... Have to is force ... Forcing is slavery .... Slavery is forbidden ... SO ... we do not have to go to school!
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You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile
You need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make things difficult?
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Women are like hurricanes! When they come they
Women are like hurricanes! When they come they are wet and heavy. When they leave they take your home and your car ! !
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When my father broke in to my mother I had to
When my father broke in to my mother I had to sit there for months!
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Umm...your .... ZIP is
Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
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Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle!
Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text
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THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN
THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE
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Teachers help you with problems that you would
Teachers help you with problems that you would not have if they were not there.
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Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1
Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?
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Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
Friend : B.A.
Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte…
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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you
Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
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