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What is Marriage?
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What is Marriage?
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1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. |
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What a married man says after years of |
| What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her. |
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is |
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. |
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You know, the trouble with being the best man at |
| You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it. |
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Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they |
Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! |
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To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or |
| To the NewlyWeds: May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse. |
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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a |
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life
sentence.
Marriage is very much like a violin; after
the sweet music is over, the strings are
attached.
Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore,
marriage is an institution for the blind.
Marriage is
an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree
and the woman gets her Masters.
Marriage is a thing
which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the
man's eyes.
Marriage certificate is just another word
for a work permit.
Marriage is not just a having a
wife, but also worries inherited forever.
Marriage
requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
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The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The
Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring |
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know |
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. |
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When a man steals your wife there is no better |
| When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. |
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What makes men chase women they have no |
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -
Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving |
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To the bride and groom - may we all be invited |
| To the bride and groom - may we all be invited to your golden wedding celebrations... |
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To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you |
| To the Bride and Groom - may the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out |
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