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Vo reshmi baalo vali

Vo reshmi baalo vali,
Bhuri aankho vali,
Komal hatho or naram pero vali,
Matki hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…

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Rating: 5.0/10 (4 votes cast)

Meri chai thandi ho jaati hai

Hi Good Morning!
Arz hai,
Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai,
Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.

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Rating: 6.5/10 (6 votes cast)

Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

Phool ke shurwat kali se hote hai,
Zindage ke shurwat pyar se hote hai
Pyar ke shurwat apno se hote hai
Apno ke shurwat aap se hote hai

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Rating: 5.9/10 (30 votes cast)

Ek zid hamari

Ek adaa aapki dil churane ki,
Ek adaa aapki dil mein bas jane ki,
Ek chehra aapka chand sa,
Ek zid hamari chand pane ki.

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Rating: 5.8/10 (31 votes cast)

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Dilse karu to shayad aapko khusi hogi

Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi,
Har din karu to pareshani hogi,
Kabhi bhi na karu to kanjusi hogi,
Par dilse karu to shayad apko khusi hogi. Hui na??

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Rating: 5.8/10 (31 votes cast)

Abe khajur

Abe khajur,
Zoo se bhage hue langur,
Abe sade hue kele ke chilke,
Chuse hue am,
Circus ke retired bandar,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna,
Feel hota hai!

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Rating: 5.7/10 (36 votes cast)

Dil ki mumtaj ho tum

Najneen hushn malin, nakhraye saaj ho tum,
Dilkash mohabbat ka, hasin andaaj ho tum,
Kyun raaz se raaz ka raaz ho tum,
Taj nahin mere dil ki MUMTAJ ho tum.

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Rating: 5.7/10 (30 votes cast)

Har miss ko kiss kiya

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kisi ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum hai jisne her kiss ko miss kiya,
Aur ek aap hai jisne har miss ko kiss kiya.

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Rating: 5.6/10 (32 votes cast)

Dekhte nahi busy hoon

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Excuse me! kya dekh rahe ho?
Dekhte nahi busy hoon.
line-maar rahi hoon!

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Hum to yuhin mar jayenge

Paathar kyon marti ho paahad par do,
Hum to yuhin mar jayenge ek baar aankh mar do.

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Enough about me how r u?

Those seductive eyes
Those kissable lips
Dat sexy smile
Saucy ass
Da perfect tlk
Enuf abt me hw r u?

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Hum mind blowing hai

Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai

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