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Press down.
down |
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE |
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Thought of the day... |
Thought of the day...
Kabhi yeh mat socho tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna sexy msg bheja hai..
Hamesha socho usey kisne bheja hoga....? |
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Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I |
Open with Love?
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I?
Love?
Disturbing you? |
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se |
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! |
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When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see |
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein |
arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss |
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lady: peer jee mera bacha nai ho raha? |
lady: peer jee mera bacha nai ho raha?
peer: tumhare husband main defect hai
lady: husband main defect hai puray mohallay main tou defect nai ho sakta na?/? |
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Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik |
Sirf ik bar kehdo,
sirf ik bar kehdo,
plz ik bar kehdo,
abh intazar nahin hota,
abh sabar nahin hota,
keun nahin khatee ho tum......
ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss. |
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U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk |
U luk sweet when u read my message.
U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile.
U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply.
So, try to look sweetest. |
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Boy 2 his girlfriend while making love |
Boy 2 his girlfriend while making love :
Kyun na hum shaadi ker lien?
Girl: TUM sirf ride ka maza lo,
disneyland k malik banne ki koshish mat karo |
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khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup |
khusre ko piche se kesi ne ungli ki aur chup gaya!
piche eik 65 sala baba tha.
khusra baba g mis call ap ne ki?
baba dhoti utha k bola mera tu balance he khatam hai:p |
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Shaadi?ka?waada?kia?parveen?se |
Shaadi?ka?waada?kia?parveen?se,,,,,,,
Warna?mohabbat?to?thi?nasreen?se,,,,,,
Anjane?main?keh?dia?mehreen?se,,,,,,,
Kia?haal?hua?tha?poocho?noreen?se,,,,,,
Ab?to?umeed?hai?sirf?samreen?se.........0345-6181599. |
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