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Write injuries in dust, benefits in |
| Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble. |
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You will never find time for any thing. If you |
| You will never find time for any thing. If you want time you must find it. |
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Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? |
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! |
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You!... Off my |
| You!... Off my planet! |
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Whatever kind of look you were going for, you |
| Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. |
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Women's heart is soft but if it becomes |
| Women's heart is soft but if it becomes hard, a diamond also cannot stand it. |
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Who agree like bell; they want nothing but |
| Who agree like bell; they want nothing but hanging. |
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When you long for something, it means you love |
| When you long for something, it means you love it. |
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What is similar to a woman's period? |
What is similar to a woman's period?
Ur salary - coz it comes once a month, last about 5 to 6 day and if it doesn't come it means u r in deep trouble. |
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What you don't like happening to yourself, |
| What you don't like happening to yourself, don't do it to others. |
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You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure |
| You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it. |
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When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am |
| When I hear someone say "life is heard" I am tempted to ask "compared to what"-Sydney J Harris. |
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