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You are equal to sixty james bond! |
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420 |
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot |
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... |
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1)Judge: Why did you hit your husband with |
1)
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a
chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the
table."
2)
"What did one ghost say to
another?"
"Do you believe in
people?"
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When things go wrong
When sadness |
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go. |
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sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho. |
sardar : puttar dhoop me kya karte ho.
Putter : o papeji , mein pasina sukha raha hua
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bantasingh ke 12 beto mein sirf 1 hi alag dikhta hai. Bantasingh lagate time wife ko bola : sach bol ye alag dikhnewala kiska hai? Wife : ye hi to aap k |
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, |
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody
will b there.............
Girl goes at night and there was nobody there |
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Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose |
Wat a RIP OFF!! I saw a book in d store whose cover page read:
'37 MATING POSITIONS'.I took it home, sat in my room,opend it.
Damn it...It was a book on CHESS! |
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You can fool all the people some of the time, |
| You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~Abraham Lincoln |
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You will do foolish things, but do them with |
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
- Colette (1873 - 1954), in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961 |
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We're fools whether we dance or not, so we |
| We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb |
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What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it? |
What is Short but gets longer wen u hold it?
It passes b/w Breasts, n enters in2 a hole?
What is it?
A car seat belt. But I LIKE the WAY u THINK!! |
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When things go wrong
When |
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes |
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