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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with |
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big
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In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but |
| In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you. |
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In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, |
| In politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you. |
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Crash courses for general category. |
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India. |
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agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & |
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath ,
Zindagi |
Waqat badalta hai zindagi k sath ,
Zindagi badalti hai Mohhabt k sath ,
Mohabbat nahi badalti apnok sath ,
Bus apne badal jatay
hain Waqt k sath. |
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more |
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. |
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Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under |
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" |
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sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 |
sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times. |
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Some men change their party for the sake of their |
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party. |
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Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a |
Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC. |
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