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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti |
| Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
sab 2 din ki masti hai.
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
jab tak..
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FAIR & LOVELY sasti hai! |
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Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me |
| Wife:Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hubby:Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se,issi bahane har din nayi nayi toh milti |
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Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar |
| Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar
Jab bhi hota hai tera didar, Dil dhadakta hai baar baar..
aadat se majboor ho tum, Najane kab mang lo udhaar. |
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Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa |
| Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali
Surat Di Bholi Bhali
Mizaaz Diya Cool
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..! |
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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? |
| Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai? Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.. |
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Aap itraate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai |
| Aap itraate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho
sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaye
par kya kare hamara iraada badal jaata hai
kyunki tum khate bahut ho..!! |
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A New Proposal:
Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer |
| A New Proposal:
Tu Pudine ki Chatni,
main Paneer Tikka.
Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT
aur main tera MIKA..!! |
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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki |
| Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!! |
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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua
Toh Rab se shikayat |
| Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi..
Ek hee jhela nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya to kya halat hogi! |
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Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko |
| Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..
par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise
mey wo apna Husband saath layegi! |
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Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas |
| Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas banayenge,
Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,
Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge..!! |
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Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil |
| Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana..
Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!! |
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