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A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me |
| A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714 |
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his daughter, working at a |
| Baniya gave matrimonial ad for
his daughter, working at a call centre
Wanted a suitable match for
Chandigarh's highest paid call girl. |
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Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4 |
| Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon! |
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Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when she got tired of |
| Q: What did Bipasha Basu say
when she got tired of sex?
A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar |
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Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,
MADAM: arey bhiya kele |
| Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,
MADAM: arey bhiya kele to
pilpile hain kadak aur
lambe do.
K.W: Arey madam kabhi to
kahne ke liye liya karo... |
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Wife n Mobile1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.2) Dono |
| Wife n Mobile1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai. |
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Do u know how parachute got
its name: A girl jumped out
of |
| Do u know how parachute got
its name: A girl jumped out
of a flight, with her skirt
up, Sardar saw her n said
kitna 'pyara chut hai' |
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Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: |
| Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai |
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What if MALIKA SHERAWAT
plats the role of draupadi
in |
| What if MALIKA SHERAWAT
plats the role of draupadi
in mahabharat?
Duryodhan wld say, "pehle
isko kapde to pehnao...
tabhi to vastr haran karunga! |
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What is common between Moov cream and a penis?Dono gehraai |
| What is common between Moov cream and a penis?Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye."Aahhh se A-haaaa tak".. |
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Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, |
| Husband: Jee karta hai ki
tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon,
tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon,
tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.
Wife: Neeche kya padosi ghusengey? |
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Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
tum mein aur |
| Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain" |
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