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If a married women is called Polo.. The mint with a |
| If a married women is called "Polo.. The mint with a Hole"
Whats an un-married women called?
"Center Fresh" |
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Luv ur luv in such a way
tht she finds no bettr place
than |
| Luv ur luv in such a way
tht she finds no bettr place
than ur heart 2 stay
But if she stil manages
2 get away
Srry Dude,
its time 2 turn G*Y!! |
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Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA cos PENIS |
| Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors! |
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A girl asks a priest.
Whats devil, hell & heaven? |
| A girl asks a priest.
What's devil, hell & heaven?
Priest: between my 2 legs is d devil,
between ur 2 legs is hell,
lock d devil into hell &
you'll see heaven. |
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What indicates the color of panty?
Black: Sexy
Blue: |
| What indicates the color of panty?
Black: Sexy
Blue: Charming
Red: Danger
White: Not tonight
Brown: Never Washed |
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An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy |
| An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done
nythng wild?
Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..
Wonderin if ur my son!! |
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Whats the difference between men and women?
Women must |
| What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play! |
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck, |
| Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK! |
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin 2 sleep |
| A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin 2 sleep wid a gal?
Father: No my child but d problem is tat u guys never sleep. |
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A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on seeing dis she got off |
| A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on seeing dis she got off d bed
n slapped her husband n shouted,
I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..! |
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A newly married gilr says to
her 70 yr old hubby |
| A newly married gilr says to
her 70 yr old hubby -
"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex."
Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!" |
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Judge: Y do u want divorce? |
| Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed
She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem! |
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