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what do you do if a irish man throughs a pin at you ... |
| what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ...
you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth |
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Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his |
| Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n
airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT
PROPER |
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Rate this SMS: Rating: 5.9/10 (29 votes cast) |
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little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of |
| little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed
along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some
acid and speed. |
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This is a cock sucker detector |
This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !! |
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'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as |
'Great, just what I need,' she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
'One more thing that heats up instantly & goes off in 20 seconds.' |
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Rate this SMS: Rating: 5.3/10 (18 votes cast) |
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There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum whats |
| There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a
prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps
up and down till it's sick. |
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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can |
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck
your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says! |
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Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? |
Feelin bored? Think of me.
Feelin sad? Call me.
Feelin lonely? See me.
Feelin horny? Use ur hand & njoy d art of messaging me. |
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Rate this SMS: Rating: 5.0/10 (20 votes cast) |
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Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti |
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard ke saath baithi thi |
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there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips |
| there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were
made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the
boys by flapping the edges together |
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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial. |
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....! |
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I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's |
| I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land.... |
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