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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne |
| Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan... |
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Pappu was writing his father's name on a |
| Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.Santa asked him: What are you doing?Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon. |
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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai? |
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI |
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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of |
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.... |
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Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really |
| Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be? |
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Santa and Banta were very alike. One day Santa |
Santa and Banta were very alike. One day Santa purchased a
horse and on returning home he found that Banta had also
purchased one ! They felt it confusing on how to determine
which one belonged to whom because both had four legs, two
ears, one tail etc. So santa cut the left ear of his
horse. But to his surprise, banta had already done the
same thing with his horse. Getting frustrated he cut the
tail of his horse on the next day. In greater disbelieve
he found Banta had also done the same on that day. So ,
Santa had to cut a leg out of the four his poor horse had.
This time he almost fainted when he found Banta being
carried by his limping horse whose one leg was also cut by
his owner. Now the horses could not take any further
bodily torture. So these two had a brain storming session
and it was decided in the end that the white horse should
belong to Santa and the black one should go in Banta's
favour ! |
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Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, |
Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C. |
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The |
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;) |
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(Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA |
| (Langauge: Hindi)A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA. |
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families |
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided
to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks:
Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye. |
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Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may |
| Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?Santa: I may also die.Jeeto: Why?Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man. |
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once santa went to a hotel and after eating the |
| once santa went to a hotel and after eating the lunch he we to wash room and that time banta saw him instead of washing his hand he was washing the basin.. when asked he said there was a board written on it WASH BASIN. |
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