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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala |
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala
mahan. |
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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should |
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..! |
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Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich |
Master: Kaka tenu pata hai ki teri umar wich Gandhi Ji, BA kar chuke si?
Santa: Sir tuhadi umar vich Bhagat Singh faansi v chad chuke si. |
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The |
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;) |
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? |
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye |
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Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra |
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12.35 |
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. |
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! |
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Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin |
Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: Aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja. |
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A Chini was in hspital. SANTA went to meet him. |
| A Chini was in hspital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door |
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4
days, I press the bell but no one comes out |
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Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to |
Phone ki ring baji. Santa: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.
Jeeto phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.
Santa: Maine mana kiya that...
Jeeto: Phone mere liye tha! |
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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado |
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha |
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