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Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga
Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga
Aapko Qabz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata
Ab Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga

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sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke

sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.

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He would throw a drowning man both ends of the

He would throw a drowning man both ends of the rope just to see the look on his face.

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Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

Please FAX ur Picture Urgently.

WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi.

Kitab k Front page K Liey

Kitab ka Naam hai

QABAR KA AZAB.

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Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from

Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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You're so weak, you couldn't knock a

You're so weak, you couldn't knock a sick whore off a shit pot.

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He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult

He fashions himself as an Insult Samurai. Insult Kamikaze is more apt.

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He doesn't know the meaning of the word

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" -
but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words

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Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM Type Pass :

Welcum to WWW.Shareef.COM
Type Pass : ****
NEW MEMber : U R Welcum
PROCESSING DEnIED !
SOrry U R Not SHareef ... ! Try
WWW.Khabees.com

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Your face is such a mess, why don't

Your face is such a mess,
why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?

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Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat

Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"

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Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?

Work Colleague: Do you find me entertaining?
You: I reckon you are too dim to entertain a thought

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