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Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance |
Phone K RIshte Bhi Ajeeb Hote Hain
Balance Rakh Kr BHi Log Ghareeb Hote Hain
Msg Krne Ki Hoti Nahi JinKo Taufeeq
Wo Log bhi KItne Miskeen Hote Hain |
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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger? |
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! |
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Your face is such a mess, why don't you get |
| Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ? |
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You're about as challenging as stealing |
| You're about as challenging as stealing candy from a bi-polar ba in a bell-jar. |
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & |
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
"Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you! |
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? |
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license. |
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There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of |
| There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the U-bend of cynicism. |
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Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar |
Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi |
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3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. |
| 3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai. |
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Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti |
Arz kiya hai...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam. |
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GALILEO : great mind. EINSTEIN : genius mind. |
| GALILEO : great mind. EINSTEIN : genius mind. NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind. BILL GATES : brilliant mind. YOU : Never mind. |
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Your face is such a mess,
when you |
Your face is such a mess,
when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time. |
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