Santa, “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer, “I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror.”

Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.

Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.

Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?

Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.

Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer : I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants.
Servant : It’s already raining.
Sardar : So what? Take an umbrella and go.

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote ” No match, due to rain!!!

Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?

- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper leak ho gaya.