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Hamse kya chupati thi |
Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe magar,
Na jane kyun sarmati thi,
Jab muh khulwake dekha to pata chala,
Woh GUTKHA khati thi.
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy |
| Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear... Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR. |
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Kele ke saath |
Woman: Doc saab mujhe thode din bachcha nahin chahiye.
Doc: Yeh Condom Le Lo.
Woman: Ye pani ke saath loon ya doodh ke saath.
Doc: Kele ke saath.
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You are equal to sixty james bond!!! |
You are equal to sixty james bond!!!
How???
007 * 60 = 420
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Bush aur laloo kya karte hai? |
Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai?
Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me aur ek iraq me.
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Koi pathar se na maare |
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Koi pathar se na maare mere diwane ko …
Bomb ka zamana hai yaaron … Udaa do saale ko.
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To make a best seller |
Teacher : What should be in a book to make it a best seller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu |
| What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate
me marathe. |
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Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I |
| Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks,
now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. |
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Bihari goes to a shop |
Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?”
Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye |
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be |
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!! |
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