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What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, |
| What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn! |
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Press down......down |
| Press down......down more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual intercourse! |
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What is the smallest airplane in the world,a |
| What is the smallest airplane in the world,a cunt... Only one man fits in it, he needs to stand, his luggage stays outside and he still gets off ... |
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What is the resemblance between a windscreen |
| What is the resemblance between a windscreen wiper and a woman? ... When they are wet, they do not squeak any more! |
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When I was born I got the choice, or a major |
| When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. |
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What you never want to hear while having good |
| What you never want to hear while having good sex?? ............. "Honey, I am home!" |
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What does position 68 mean........You are doing |
| What does position 68 mean........You are doing me and I owe you one!! |
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A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play |
| A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear..... |
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Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris |
| Zwaai uw tieten in het rond, schuur je clitoris op de grond, stop 4 vingers in je kut, ram die kittelaar tot frut, bevredig je met een gans, dit is de mastrubatiedans. |
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you do not have to be good to be the best as |
| you do not have to be good to be the best as long as you are better than all the rest!! |
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Women are like little children, they put |
| Women are like little children, they put everything they see in their mouth. |
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Why does a woman have two pair of |
| Why does a woman have two pair of lips?................... One is for fighting and one is to make up. |
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