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Can we do romance in the midnight today |
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito. |
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Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain |
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. |
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It’s the thing that satisfies |
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. |
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Love is a gamble |
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name |
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What’s an average 6 inch long |
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive |
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Let me kiss ur lips |
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday |
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6 Inch ka hai |
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
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.
Mazboot he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mera…
.
LG KG 195 |
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Dad, what does a vagina look like before |
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating
maiyonnaise? |
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Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can |
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck
your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says! |
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This is a cock sucker detector |
This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... ..
scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm
breath...
COCK SUCKER !! |
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There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum whats |
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a
prick, her mother said Annie it goes up
your fanny and jumps
up and down till it's sick. |
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what do you do if a irish man throughs a pin at you ... |
what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ...
you run cause he's got a grenade in his
mouth |
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Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his |
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out
his big'n
airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER
let's go home & DO IT
PROPER |
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little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of |
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed
along came a spider skinned up beside
her and sold her some
acid and speed. |
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there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips |
there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were
made of leather they made a strange
noise that attracted the
boys by flapping the edges together |
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