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500 bander k jarurat hai |
Yudh mein ram ko 500 bander k jarurat hai,
499 Mil gaye par ek abhi bhi baki hai.
So when u get the msg u get ready
& go there 2 fulfill the need.
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Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega |
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime…
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NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega |
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BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! |
GALILEO : Great mind!
EINSTINE : Genius mind!
NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
ME : Master mind!
YOU????never mind—-hehehehe
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Don ka message |
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)?D**%#%%!.!&
#-#V!=!=D%g#%”
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
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Dost me aap jaisa… |
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Every second god remembers U |
Every second god remembers U.
Every minute god blesses U.
Every hour god cares U.
Because every day I pray to him,
“Ladka bevakuf hai thoda jayada dhayan dena.”
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Gobi ke phool |
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmine
Lily
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with
you.
Because gobi ke phool ki to baat hi koi aur hai!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho…
Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
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Hey! thats me |
Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…
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I am coke you are sprite.. |
Promise me we are true friends:
I am lamp you are light
I am coke you are sprite
I am sawan you are badal
I am normal you are pagal
I am water you are tanki
I am tarzan you are monkey…..Poooooh!!!
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Kya leker jaoge? |
Kya leker aye the?
Kya leker jaoge?
Mujhe sms nahi kar ke kitne paise bachaoge?
Itne paise bachaker kya…
Heaven mein bangla banaoge?
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Langoor Ke Haath Me Angoor |
Take a basket of grapes,
Now take the basket in ur hands and look at the mirror,
What will U see?
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LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR.
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Luv ke liye sala kuch bhi karega |
Love & frnd r goin thru a village and luv fell in2
a well.
B’coz love is blind. Then frnd also fell in2 the
well.
B’coz luv k liye saala kuch bhi karega !
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Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte |
Registan ke tufan ruka nahi karte,
Samandar ke pani sukha nahi karte,
Aap DON ko SMS karo ya na Karo,
Par Don Dosto ke inbox Khali chhoda nahi karte!
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Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat |
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
Sweet words r nice 2 say,
But sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how did U manage 2 find me!!!
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