Xams are there,

at the paper u stare;

the answer
is nowhere,

which makes u pull ur hair.

The
teachers make u glare,

the grades r not fair,

but just like the past 20 yrs,

WE DONT CARE !!

Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know,
not about how much you can cram into your head the night
before?

There are six components of wellness: proper weight and
diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control
of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams. 

Kenneth H. Cooper

My nights are going sleepless, 

my days are going
useless. 

So I asked GOD, "is this love?". 

GOD
replied, "no dear, result is near

Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a
career in anything other than football but I didn't do
too badly in my final exams and there were a few
business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny
Cunningham

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chund lamhon mein
exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh
lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

kehdo padhne walo se kabhi hum bhi padha karte the 

jitna syllabus padh kar wo top kiya karte the , 

utna syllabus to hum chod diya karte the

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta,

Toh har
exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,

Pass hote toh thik
hai,

Varna insurance claim karva lete…

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics
exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me -
Woody Allen

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a
whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . .
they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin

har taraf padhai ka saya hai 

peparon mein number
kisne paya hai 

ham to u hin aye the paper dene 

sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai

Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things
in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's
well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if
you don't get it done. 

Len Dawson

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 

1 Too Many Questions.

2 Difficult to Understand.

3 More Explanation is
Needed.

4 Result is always FAIL!

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

"Chanda Mama so
Gaye,

Student sarey jage.

Dekho pakdo yaron,

Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.

Ek pariksha khatam,to
duji

shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as
certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must
we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder
to employment was contrived, much so-called education would
disappear,