Wat is d main reason for India 
losing in d World
Cup?


Mrs.Indira Gandhi


How?


coz she was d one who
created 
Bangladesh!

Mathematical joke: (13x13x13)=?
Think deeply

Donno?

Ans:
SUROOR!

Tera(13)*tera(13)*tera(13)=SUROOR

2 birds sitting on a tree. 
A shikari came & shot 1
of them. 
The other flew away.. why? 
Saala POLICE ke lafde
me kaun padega??

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above
the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE
LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI!

If U Love Someone,
Just Dont Tell It

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Bcoz
iss mey us masoom ki kya 
galti hai,
woh kyon sazaa bhugtey?

Most Innocent Dhamki:
As d thief was leaving d house,
D kid
woke up & sed 2 d Thief -
'Mera School Bag bhi lekar
jao Varna,
Main Mummy ko utha doonga.'

Plz dont read dis

Nahi to ho jayega

Kya?

Arre wahi jisse
hum darte hai

wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai

dekha
ho gaya na


TIME WASTE!

Aankho mey 'SHARAFAT'
chaal mey 'NAJAKAT'
dil mey
'SACHCHAI'
aur chehre mey 'SAFAAI'
Phir kyon na bole har

ladki apko 'BHAI'

True Bravery:
2 arrive hme..fully drunk.
A late night out
& Mom 
waitin with Jhaadu & u ask:

' Hey
Mom abhi tak safaai kar 
rahi ho? '..!!

Q: Which song wil a kid sing 
wen he starts goin 2 d
nursery?

A: KG kiya re, KG kiya re!

Q: How do you make a flying cobra land?

A: Just say
'NAGA'LAND :-)

Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki
wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal
mile..
GOOD LUCK!!

Santa traveling 1'st time in plane going 2 mumbai. While its
landing, he shouted 'Bombay..Bombay' Air hostess said "B
silent"..Santa said "OK"..Ombay Ombay"

Santa: I hav come 2 ask 4 ur daughters hand in
marriage.

Banta: Well, u will have 2 take the rest of her
too or the deal is off!

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, mai shor macha
dungi.

Boy:Lekin yaha to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know
but formality to karni hi padegi..