A child is born on that day and at that hour when the
celestial rays are in mathematical harmony with his
individual karma.  ~Sri Yukteswar

Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas a k main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera university da topper a.

Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.

Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam
kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.

Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.

Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.

Bhaiya: Anandpur

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur
Sahib nahi keha janda.

Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?

Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.

Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne
shahidi payi c?

Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di
chhekan maran lag pya.

Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?

Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai
diti.

Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office
informs them that there is only one hotel in town with
vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by
reception that there is just one available room left in the
hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option,
they take the room for one evening and share its only bed. 
That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the
morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, 
"I dreamt I had the best wank last night." 
The guy on the left side says, 
"That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". 
The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle.

She was very attracted to him and during her questions about
his life she asked him what he did for sex.

'What's that?' he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said 'Oh, I use a
hole in the trunk of a tree.'

'Tarzan, you have it all wrong,' she says horrified, 'but
I will show you how to do it properly.'

She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread
her legs wide.

'Here,' she said, 'You must put it in here.'

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave
her an almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
'What the hell did you do that for?'

'Just checking for bees,' said Tarzan.

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route he was
greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and
sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine
cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly
beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door,
and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his
mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed
him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage,
blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out
from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too
wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar
for?"

"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that
today would be your last day, and that we should do
something special for you. I asked him what to give you."

He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."

The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME…

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Never Blame A Day In Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are Gods’ Blessings..
Good Morning