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You know when you are really too fat? When you |
You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the
beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea. |
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You have the face of a saint...a |
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard! |
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You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It |
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity
that I do not like animals!!! |
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Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth |
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are
scared of the stork. |
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Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be |
Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and
strong and you green and ugly!!! |
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Why do men fart more often than women ? Because |
Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.. |
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When are you really full of confidence? |
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If
you fart having diarrhea. |
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The more the merrier. The more women, the |
The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier. |
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The more the merrier. The more women, the more |
The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier. |
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Some people die. Others become a |
Some people die. Others become a teacher... |
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On the door of a toilet....Some people come here |
On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder! |
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Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do |
Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell
'IQ' ? |
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Nice hair, a shame that you sit on |
Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it. |
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It is red and it taps on the window |
It is red and it taps on the window .................... A
baby in a microwave. |
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear |
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes??
...no... why do you wear a bra????!!! |
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