You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the
beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity
that I do not like animals!!!

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are
scared of the stork.

Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and
strong and you green and ugly!!!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not
keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If
you fart having diarrhea.

The more the merrier. The more women, the prettier.

The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.

Some people die. Others become a teacher...

On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and
wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!

Ok? honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell
'IQ' ?

Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.

It is red and it taps on the window .................... A
baby in a microwave.

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes??
...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!