How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.

What do you do when your chair breaks?
Call a chairman.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.

What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.

My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donkey.

It was a case of brotherly love.

Q - Why do french people eat snails?

A - Because they dont like fast food

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To visit its flat mate!

When the cow fell over the cliff, little Sarah couldn't stop laughing.

After all, there was no point in crying over spilt milk.