What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road?

To visit its flat mate!

Q - Why do french people eat snails?

A - Because they dont like fast food

Q: What's white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A fridge

A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says "why the long face?".

Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV?

Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me?

Neighbour: Off.