One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators. Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically. Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson. Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the circle And you did not notice it!!

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?" "Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily.
After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"

To this the man replies,"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin' ".

Two sardarjis (Prajees) were friends. They used to go together in office by bus.

One day one of them was waiting for the other at the bus stop.

Suddenly the other one came on a BIKE (Hero Honda).

First one asked "waa! Prajee!! Kammal ho gaya. Kiska bike Leke aayya?

Second one told " Arre ! Lottery Lag Gayi.

First one said " Mujhe batao yaar, phir mein bhi loonga "

He started telling.... "Arre yesterday late night I was coming from a friend's home.

It was so late that I couldn't catch any bus, auto. After some time one BIKE was coming.

So I asked for lift. That person asked me "where do u want to go?"

I told, "wherever u want." by that time I recognised that THE BIKE WALA was a girl not boy.

She drove fast and stopped at an ultra SUNSAN JAGAHA. She put off her helmet first. And then clothes lastly.
She was totally NAKED..

Then she told " Le! tujhe jo mangta hai woh le le"

I took the BIKE and ran away.

First Sardarji said "Arre! Accha Kiya Yaar.. ! nahi to bhi ladkiyon ke kapde apne ko kis kaamke?"

The Queen of England and a Jatt were celebrating a public holiday in England one day, in front of a massive audience, when the Queen turned to the jatt and said, "You know, I can make all of the British in the crowd cheer and go wild by just waving my hand." The jatt looked at the Queen and asked for a demonstration. The Queen waved her hand at the people, and all of the Brits went crazy - cheering, shouting, and giving a standing ovation for her.

The jatt nodded, and said to the Queen, "Well, I can make all of the punjabis in this crowd start cheering by just waving my hand as well." The Queen raised an eyebrow. "Alright," she said. "Prove it." The jatt said ok and slapped the Queen.