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Tabiyat Kharab Hai

Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Devanand

What would Devananda Say he was a vegeterian?

-Kutte,Kamine me tera khun nahi piyunga. Kyun ki me Vegeterian hoon.

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Shuru Kisne Kiya Tha

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai.
Interview mein manager poochta hai

So.. Mr. Software Engineer , what do u expect for the salary ?
"Software Engineer : "Jyada nahi saab, bus mahine ka 80 hazaar rupaye, Ek chota sa bunglow, Ek gadi, ar kuch naukar-chakar"

Manager: "Ok Mr Software Engineer , Hum aapko mahiney ka ek Lakh pachas hazzar rupayei, Ek bada sa bunglow in Nariman Point, Ek BMW gadi with a Driver, aap ke baccho ko school ka admission, aur 10 Naukar apki wife ke liye"

Software Engineer is very excited
Software Engineer : "Kyo saab majaak kartey ho!"

Manager: "Shuru kisne kiya tha?"

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Blood Group

Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Patient: Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

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Nayee Gaadi
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke sath nai gaadi main long drive par ja rahi thi
achanak larki kehnay lagi.....suno !
kia tum aik haath se gaddi chala saktay ho ?
kioon nahi.....ladky ne bare fakher se garden akraaii...
larki ne aahista se kaha..........
"to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo "
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Shaadi Se Pehle
 A lion held a huge party at his place ,He invited only his fellow lions.The
lions were dancing when a mouse also came a joined in.
The lion asked the mouse why he entered the party when the other species
were not invited.
The mouse said 'Shaadi se pehle main bhi sher tha'
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Gunnwanti

A woman was looking for a bride for her son, she was given a call from a family.

Girl's mother : "Hamari beti itni gunnwanti hai ke poocho mat, uski aankh HIRNI jaisi hai, uski gardan SURAHIDAAR hai, uske honth GULAB ki pankhadiyon jaisey hain, uskey gaal Kashmir ke SEB jaisey hain, uski chaal NAGIN jaisi hai."

Boy's mother (Little frustrated) : "Aap ki beti mein koi INSAANO waley gunn bhi hai?"

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French Revolution
(it is social studies period)
Teacher:Bunty, you say that when did french revolution started and ended?
Bunty:(thinking for sometime)I dont know exactly sir but i m sure that it is from pg no 16 to 25.
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Machiss

Father: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta: Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

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Height Of Irritation!

Call an unknown phone no - Ramesh hai kya?
She will say " No wrong number".

Again call after five min "Ramesh hai kya"
She will be reasonably annoyed "no this is wrong number".

Again call "Ramesh aa gaya kya"?
She will say "apka dimag kharab hai kya? kyon piche pade ho?

Again call after five min " Ramesh ko phone dena.
She will cry with all galis.
You just drop the phone.

Call after another five min "Main Ramesh bol raha hun, Mera koi phone to nahi aya na?

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