Santa ik STD te gaya. STD operator nu 2 thapar lagaye te
phone karan lagga.
Poooocho kiyuuunnn?
Kiyunki STD te likhya c “Fone karan to pehle 2 lagao”
(Add digit 2 before dialing)
Ik var ik amli radio theek karvan gaya.
Mechanic: Radio te theek hai bhai tera. Bas jara mausam
kharab hon karke nahi chalda pya.
Amli: Aa pakad 100 rupaiye, mausam nava pa de.
Sardar Conductor: Kithe jana a.
Bhaiya: Anandpur
Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke kehnda: Anandpur
Sahib nahi keha janda.
Sardar Conductor to second bhaiya: Tu kithe jana a?
Bhaiya darda darda bolya: Ji main Ropar Sahib jana a.
Sardar Conductor bhaiye nu chaper marke: na othe tere peo ne
shahidi payi c?
Santa America vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai.
Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado Santa di vari aayi, conductor
kehnda "no more, no more"
Santa: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more
no more.
Santa Sydney di ik beach te leta hoya c. Suddenly a man
comes and asked: Are u relaxing.
Santa: No I am Santa. 2-3 more men asked him the same
question.
Irritated Santa got up & started walking. He saw a man lying
on a chair. Santa ask him are u relaxing? He said: yes.
Santa slapped him & said: tu ithe baitha hai te loki tainu
uthe labh rahe ne.
Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya te jor jor di
chhekan maran lag pya.
Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?
Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon koi cheek nahi sunai
diti.
Ik Sardar apne friend kol manja mangan gaya.
Friend: Sade kol do hi mnje ne. Ik te mein te mera bapu
sonde haan te dooje te meri vohti te maa.
Sardar: Oye Ullu ! Manja nahi dena te na deo par soya te
tareeke naal karo.
