Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me
aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to
kya package hai..

Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko
chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat
bano,
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“MOSPEL”
lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski
biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.

In our life time
6 things can come at any time:
1.love
2.friendship
3.money
4.death
5.illness
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6.susu: isliye karke
sona .

Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,

Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I
can’t,

Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!