Can u think k
2+5=11

kaise aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi maluum?
Thoda aur dimag lagao
Abhi bhi nahi?
OK let me tell u k

kaise aye
Are buddhu

itna bhi nahi jante..
“GALTI SE

 Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?

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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na
khule.

 Q:Explain the word “automatically”?
A: Agar koi ganji ladki rikshay main baithi ho tou uss ko
kehtey hain “auto -main-takhi”.

 Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui?

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Jaanne ke liye dekhiye CID kal raat 10 baje.

 Namaskar! Yeh hamari faltu SMS sewa he.

Isme hum logo ko waqt bewaqt pareshan kiya karte hein.

Is sewa ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya.

Ab aap apna kaam kariye.

 Aaj ek zindagi aur jee lo,

Aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo,

Aaj thori khushi aur bant lo,

Aaj ek sms aur kar lo,

Aaj bas aaj, kya pata kal balance ho na ho.

 Kripya dhyan de …

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Dhyan dene ke liye shukriya. Ab apna kaam karo.

 Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat  ghar
se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?
Ans: Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi !

 Ek murgi aur uske teen bache road cross kar rahe
the.
Road cross karne ke baad murgi ke ek bache ne kaha,
“Aakhir hum paanchon ne road cross karliya”.
Paanch kaise?

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Socho Socho …

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Kaise Hua?

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Aur Jara Socho

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Are bacha hai, kuchh bhi bol sakta hai.

 Doggi

To

Muskura

Kum

Se

Kum

Aap

Par

Hai

Bheja

Sms

Ye

Jisne

Gi

Kaho

Bura bhala

Ko

Bande

Uss

Aap

Baad

K

Padhne

Ko

Sms

Iss
Confused naa?

Ab neechey se padho