Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakz hona mangta hai,

Jhakz bole to,apun hira 2 moti,

Apun sabji 2 roti,apun pani 2 tanki,

Apun tarzan 2 monkey.

 Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,

dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,

sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,

aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.

 CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak
pata hai kya?

MAMU : Nehin.

CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

 Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta
kate to kya karne ka?
Circuite:  simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14
injection lagane ka.

 Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,

kisi film ki kahani sunane,

k liye msg to karega nahin,

Common sense ki baat hai k,

tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..

 Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,

Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,

Maardalegi kya?

Dil dena hai to de,

Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?

 Kya re!

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej  kanjoos…

 Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai..

Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai..

Kya iske peeche koi plan hai..

Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai..

 Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?

Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?

Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!

 Kya re!

Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,

Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,

Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!