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1 line main bool biwi chahiye |
Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day,
mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan : Abay salay aik line main bool biwi chahiye |
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Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. |
Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!.
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Delivery free hai |
Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein
hospital
ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai……..
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein”Delivery
Free” hai.
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Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha |
Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar
road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya…
Kamine log sandaas bhi aise karte hai jaise samosa pada
ho.
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Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota |
Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar
electricity nahi hoti to kya hota?
Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi yaar, hame candle light me T.V
dekhna padta…
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Gold ring de de |
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai,
kya dun?
2ND : Gold ring de de.
1ST : Koi badi cheez bata?
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de.
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Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? |
Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath
le kar gaya.
Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
- Array yaar simple hai uss ko yeh news mili thi k paper
leak ho gaya.
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Is mein aur colour dikhao |
1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya.
Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola
Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya…
Guess woh kya bola???
Is mein aur colour dikhao.
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Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi |
Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi
Sardar2: To kya hua
Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha
Hot coffee 20/- rs. Cold coffee 40/- rs.
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Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he |
Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why?
Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he
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