Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padnewali
har jarurat ho tum,
Jisko roj ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar
ajib musibat ho tum....

Chand par agar noor na hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum
aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate
Agar apka ghar itni dur na
hota

twinkle twinkle lazy star, 
kitna soyega utja yaar, 
up
above the world so high, 
sun has risen in the sky, 
utke
jaldi peele chaai, 
msge me and say me hai.

Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,
Thand mein kampkapaye se
lagte ho... 
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,
Bahut dino
baad nahaye se lagte ho...

Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na
karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, 
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD
DENGE, 
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 
1 BAAR
HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE

Hoon mai doctor jahan,
meri wife hai nurse waha,
Yeh kaisa
julm sehna PADTA hai,
mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA
hai..

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad
mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab
"Coca Cola"

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, 
Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki
Muskan, 
Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, 
Khake Paan Paro
Boli "Shukriya Bhai Jaan"

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat
aati to hogi...
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me
tumhe apni shakal 
pe hansi aati to hogi....