Twinkle twinkle little star
Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar
Uss
ko mil gaya doosra yaar
Ab tu baith kar makhiyaan maar

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli
jheel?
So? 
What's the big deal?

Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar 
Jab hota
hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor
hun.. 
tum jane kab maang lo udhaar!

Zindagi mein kabhi tension na lena,
bindaas hoke 'I Love U'
kehna
Agar rose k badle sandal mile,toh kehna
'Pyari Behna
sada khush rehna...'

Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Dekhkar Tajmahal
bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Apna bhi Bank Balance hota
agar Daada
deewana na hota!

Meri nazar mey tum duniya k sabse 
sache dost ho.
yakin nahi
hai tho suraj ki 
roshni ki kasam...
Aila! Andhera kaise ho
gaya?

Dil ki baat dil mey mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usey ILU
kehna.
Agar wo gusse mey aa jaye to darna mat,
Raakhi
nikaalna aur kehna 
'Pyari Behna' milti rehna.

Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko
Majboor Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki
TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai?

dil armano se housefull hai.
puray honge ya nahi yeh
doubtful hai.

is duniya mein her chiz wonderful hai par
zindagi aap ke jaise dosto se hi beautiful hai.

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa
jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass
kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega?