chaal teri morni jaisi
awaaz teri koyel jaisi
gussa tera
sherni jaisa
ankhein teri hirni jaisi
dimag tera lomdi
jaisa.
kitna achha hota agar 2-3 
adatein insaano wali bhi
hoti to!

Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

Deti ho toh
khada ho jata hai
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA

Kyun bolti ho k dheere
se daalo
BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA

kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat
hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
ye msg ka silsila yunhi
chalta rahega
jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!

Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse 
ishq farmane ke baad
bahut
kuch lut chuka mera tujhse 
ishq farmane ke baad.
isliye
main apne kamre ki har ek 
cheez check kakta hun
tere aane
se pehle, aur tere jane ke baad.

College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane
dilon ka mel hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota
hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..!

Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka
ajab ending tha,

izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se,
jo unki
Shaadi tak pending tha..!!

Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte
Aisa nahi ki
aap unse pyar nahi karte
Darte hai kharcha-bekaabu na ho
jaye
kahin mohabat par bhi tax lagu na ho jaye!

Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
Kya pyar karna paap
hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey
bolta hai
Abey patli gali pakad 
peeche uska baap hai

Naari ke chakkar mey 
bhool na jaana yaari
Jab chod degi
naari toh 
yaad ayegi hamari..
Purush bachao samiti ki

taraf se Janhit mein jaari..!

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup
gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab
tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!