Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya
Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

Garl: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi

kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...
Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...
shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...
fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena....

Main Tera Hont K Jis Til Ko Bhaut Chomta Tha, 

Ab Wo Khawabon Ma Chamkta Ha Sitaron Ki Tarha¤.....

 

kABHI Gamo se TumHari mulaqAT nA ho...

Udaas bethe ho aise koi baat na ho...

shiqayat ho to maaf kerdena...

fursat main bethe ho humien yaad ker lena.... 

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Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein
jo har miss ko KISS kiya