You are a GHONCHU.. 

G-reat 
H-ot 
O-ne in million 
N-aughty 
C-ute 
H-umble 
U-nique 

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, 
Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu....?

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se
ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo
DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage
niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!

Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata
bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki
tumhe MALARIA hai.

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya 
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
 yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
 lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai...

Legs utha ke karo. 
Tange feala ke karo. 
Ghuma ghuma ke karo. 
Aage peechey dono taraf karo. 
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. 
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.

Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki,
 khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,.....
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!

Hotho se jo choo liya, 
Ehsaas Aab tak hai, 
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... 
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools