Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaar?
Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai. 

Doc: Hum nasbandi
tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai? 

Jab kisi ladki ka rape
hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya
kiya."

3 Facts of Life 

Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.


Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai. 

Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.