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Santa was riding on a horse,
He |
Santa was riding on a horse,
He jumped the red light & a
cop whistles'
Santa lifts the tail of horse
& says,
"Le Karle Number Note |
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A Chini was in hspital. |
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU
CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning,
that was-KUTTE OXYGN K
PIPE SE PAIR Utha. |
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Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne |
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni
dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis
taraf.
Santa-NEECHE......... |
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Santa (reading from book of |
Santa (reading from book of facts):
"Do you know that every time I
breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth
wash? |
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Santa went out to buy an Indian |
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur
colour dikhayiye.;) |
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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna |
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam
kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana
dan done dana dan... |
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Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni |
Santa n Banta were watching a cricket match. When Dhoni hits
a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha Na bewakoof ka bewakoof,
Goal is mein nahin
cricket mein hota hai |
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Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji |
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne
hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi
atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai,
kyonki Do ek se bada
hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada
hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek
ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak
khaya hai, mujhe goli
mardo par mera dimag to na khao. |
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An astronomer was watching
the |
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!" |
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Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the |
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon
next year. Bush - Wow! How Many?
Manmohan Singh - 100 25 -
OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 -
Sports Persons 5 -
Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians and
if possible 1 - Astronaut. |
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