Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond
girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is
read they think it is a joke

Why the trolleys were invented ? ........ To learn women to
walk on their hind legs.

Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom? ......
That makes him big and strong.

Why does beer contain female hormones ? ... When you drink
too much of it, you cannot say anything sensible any more,
you start to nag and you are no longer able to drive a car.

Why does an answering machine never gives an answer when I
ask something ?

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.

Why does a nun never wears a bra ? ............ God supports
everything...

Why does a kamikaze wear a helmet ?

Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?

Why do women not have a penis ? ......... That comes
together with the brains.