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Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming
Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
U gotta B a parking ticket or something coz u got the word FINE written All over ya!
There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!
There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?
Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.