Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we
do?

                    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes..!!

                    Submitted
by Giridhar on 
                    12th August 2008

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya 
                    aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain'
hai par khulti nahi 
                    hai!!!

AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI 
                    DEKHO TUM HI

                    TUM HO.

                    DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI

                    "KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE
HAI.....

                    Submitted By

                    Narinder Singh

Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal 
                    nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye
kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

                    I saw tht v both were gettig married on
the same day...

                    Ur wife was beautiful but mine is
not...

                    I asked GOD:

                    Why it is so???

                    GOD replied:

                    "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?

                    Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.

                    Girl: Aur us dress ka?

                    Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.

                    Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi
dengi.

A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp 
                    deliver...

                    The wife however gave birth to a black
baby. The Chinese man 
                    who was shocked named him: SOME TIN
WONG....

A story with moral

                    My girlfriend called me to her house one
day. I went there & 
                    found her sister alone in the house. She
was unbelievably 
                    sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear,
"I have feelings 
                    for you, make love to me once" I
turned around & walked to 
                    thefront door towards my car. Amazingly
I found my GF 
                    standing there & she hugged
me & said, "U have won my 
                    trust."

                    Moral:

                    Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in
the car & not in 
                    the wallet!!

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k

                    saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki
thi. 4th day kisi 
                    nayi ladki ke saath tha

                    Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke
nahin badalte

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry
& asks 
                    him: Did u see anything there that u
were not supposed to 
                    see?

                    Boy: Yes, I saw dad.