A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.

Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”

Sardar : “B.Com final year”

 Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle
number note”.

 Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

 Teacher: A for?

Sardar: Apple

Teacher: Jor se bolo?

Sardar: Jay mata di.

 A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning. 
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM”. 

 A man to Santa:

Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and
slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”

 A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.

Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”

Sardar : B.Com final year

 Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an
open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana
hai!’

 Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints

like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin
hai.

 Why did Santa fall out the window?

- He was ironing the curtain.