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B.Com final year |
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : “B.Com final year”
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Le karle number note |
Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse and says:”Le karle
number note”. |
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8 khaye nahi jayenge |
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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A for… |
Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
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A man asked Sardarji |
A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at
evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM”. |
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A man to Santa |
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour and
slapped the man and said, “He’s not my friend.”
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl |
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he went and kissed her.
Girl : “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar : B.Com final year |
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Aaj Light Khana hai! |
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an
open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana
hai!’
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An answering machine |
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting
complaints
like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin
hai. |
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anta fall out the window |
Why did Santa fall out the window?
- He was ironing the curtain. |
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